All I want is a quick solution to a universal how problem.
How do I do all the things that I want to do at the exact time and place that I want to do them?
More specifically, how can I write this blog whenever and wherever I want without the systematic problems such as fighting over computer usage rights from my stay at home step child, while simultaneously being available to defeat the level demon for my precocious but mildly inept video game playing five year old, or to just write without having to don a sweater in the meat locker of my garage based studio?
There is the simple and obvious answer of course.
Tell the world to stick it.
Be a total ass and demand that everything just get the hell out of my way. And put some socks on my feet.
But why assert my authoritah when technology can offer me an alternative?
Right now I am conducting this blog from the comfort of my couch with only my thumbs.
Cause it is now possible to blog from the iPhone.
And now I know I have to clip my nails.
I can now compose a short essay from wherever I am and whenever I want.
My wife just threw an Angry Bird toy at me.
And the Oscars are on.
Calvin needs me to fix his sword.
Maybe I should go the opposite direction and get a note pad.
A yellow one.
not the nails!
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