Reason Number Ten:
I'm resorting to top tens.
Reason Number Nine:
I was in my jammies before 5:00pm
Reason Number Eight:
Had to make tacos for the rest of the family cause I wanted a red cabbage salad instead.
Reason Number Seven:
On top of which I burned the taco shells and Calvin won't eat them so I had to make him a turkey sandwich with carrot sticks.
Reason Number Six:
Actually decided to have a red cabbage salad for dinner tonight.
Had a long drawn out discussion with a coworker about how this new generation of coworkers have bad etiquette.
Reason Number Four:
During this discussion I mentioned their poor elocution. One of them, having been invited in on the conversation, asked me what elocution was.
Reason Number Three:
Joann was doing the laundry and I started to worry that my jogging pants were in the washer which means that I was going to have to run out in the freezing cold with either a pair of shorts or a pair of black pajamas. Crisis was averted when I found the pants crumpled up in a ball on my side of the bed, but despite the fact that I only have one pair of jogging pants, I still own a pair of jogging pants.
Reason Number Two:
I decided to have an acquaintance of mine do the recording for next week's acoustic run of the album. That's right, I'm actually paying somebody to do a job I could have done myself.
Reason Number One:
It's 7:03 and I have to get to bed soon.
Sleep Well Campers
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